Cougar: "Do you have any bagged salad?"
Me: "Yes. I'll grab some from the back"
After I return, bagged salad in hand:
Cougar: "Oh, thank you thank you thank you. I love you. Well, not really. I love my husband, and he'd kill you if he heard you if he heard me say that, so I don't really love you, but you know what I mean."
Me: "Yes I do. You're welcome. Can I help you with anything else?"
Cougar: "No, I have to go find my husband now. Thank you once again."
I'm still alive, so I don't think she told her husband that she loves me.
Well, she doesn't really love me. But she does love bagged salad.